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rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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TEN: We’re making a habit of this.
MARTHA: Yeah. And you’d think it’d get easier.

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breakburnandends:

I CANT FUCKIN WAIT FOR THE 27TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO SERIOUS
I AM GOING TO RUN INTO TARGET
COMPLETELY DECKED OUT IN TAYLOR MERCH
WITH WAR PAINT ON MY FACE
IGNORING EVERY WORKER THAT TRIES TO HELP ME
BECAUSE
I KNOW WHERE I NEED TO BE BUDDY
NO NEED TO DIRECT ME I ALREADY KNOW
I AM GOIN TO GRAB THAT COPY OF 1989
DO BACKFLIPS TO THE CHECKOUT
PAY FOR IT
AND WALK OUT
HOLDING 1989 IN THE AIR

(via badsblood)

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tayliswift:

If you didn’t have a super embarassing Taylor related username like swiftie4eva13 or fearlesslylovintay in your early days of being a fan, YOU’RE LYING

And if you didn’t use <13 instead of <3, YOU’RE LYING AGAIN

(via imjustgunnashakeitoff)

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http://totallyswifted.tumblr.com/post/100439856304/iconfessbabe-taylorswift-i-was-driving-down-the

iconfessbabe:

taylorswift i was driving down the road the other day and i was in my van and this mini this oh this deer this dang deer just jumped out in front of my van and i didn’t even know what was going on cause i don’t know if i swerve then i might go off the road and hit a snow…

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meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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gulltown:

dolly’s movie picks - sense and sensibility (1995) dir. ang lee

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hellagoodhair:

my favourite thing is that lorde also uses tumblr its like a celebrity tumblr gang that don’t act like celebrities and lose all inhibitions on tumblr

Tumblr: A Place To Be Yourself, And Also To Use Words You’ve Only Ever Heard In Rap Songs/Teen Slang

The working title of the report I would write on Tumblr, if I had any reason to write reports of any kind ever.

(via pancakessforbrinner)

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youareinloves:

Taylor said that when she was younger her mom went to a psychic and they had told her mother that the entire world would know Taylor’s name, but her mom, being paranoid, thought that that meant that Taylor would be kidnapped or have something awful happen to her.

(via thanksforsayingthat)

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princessoffloral:

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earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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